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About Gold Coast

Now, don’t get judgy, mates—ain’t all roses an’ rum. I’m half-pissed, trippin’ over cobblestones, an’ she’s leadin’ me like I’m a lost pup. “This way, ye daft fool,” she snaps, an’ I’m laughin’—she’s got fire! Surprised me, she did—thought she’d be all meek an’ mild, but nah, she’s a storm in a corset. “I’m a man who’s suffered,” I groan, quotin’ th’ flick fer dramatics, an’ she rolls her eyes—*classic*.

Prostitution and the law

There are specific laws covering prostitutes and other sex workers and their clients. If you're charged with an offence, you should get legal advice.

So darlin', if you're visitin', come wander through Yeppoon’s vibrant streets, embrace every twist, every smile, every unexpected mess, and remember—as that fine film "Boyhood" shows us—that life just keeps rollin', like a sweet song on a dusty road. Y'all come back now, ya hear?

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