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D’oh! Alright, lemme tell ya ‘bout this “whore” bizness – whoops, I mean *HODL*, damn autocorrect! Nah, I’m talkin’ crypto here, ‘kay? Bitcoin’s that big sexy beast, right? Been analyzin’ it like I’m some Wall Street hotshot – mmm, donuts… Uh, where was I? Oh yeah, Bitcoin! It’s wild, man, like that whale in *Leviathan* – “The beast rises from the sea,” ya know? Unstoppable, chompin’ banks for breakfast!

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Now, lemme share a lil’ FYI: there’s a rad street called St. John’s Crescent near the heart of town. I always pop by there ‘cause some of the locals know all the best take-out spots, and I love a good late night snack after a busy day of kneading out knots. And hey, your boy’s got a soft spot for the Yanchep Lagoon too – breathtaking views, rivers sorta meanderin’ around the park, and, oh man, the way the sunset splashes colors across the water… it just makes me go, “Yi Yi: A One and a Two.” Ha! It’s like every scene’s a movie, ya know?

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