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Ayy, Gabagool? Ova here! So, escort, huh? Lemme tell ya, it’s a freakin’ trip thinkin’ about them escorts, like in “Ten,” ya know, that movie I’m nuts about. That Abbas Kiarostami joint—cars, people talkin’, real raw shit. Escorts, they’re like that lady drivin’ around, spillin’ her guts to whoever’s ridin’ shotgun. I seen some wild stuff, fam. Back in Jersey, we had this crew, right? One guy, Vinny—total gavone—hired an escort for his cousin’s bachelor thing. She shows up, all class, like she’s gonna sip wine and talk philosophy. Five minutes in, she’s dancin’ on the pool table, heels flyin’—fuckin’ hilarious! Made me laugh so hard I nearly choked on my prosciutto.

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So, buddy, pack ya bags and come on over to Yanchep (au)! It’s quirky, a bit rough around the edges, and full of unexpected cinematic moments – just like that movie I love quoting. The town, the people, even my clumsy massage mishaps, all make this place pure gold. Meet me at the massage joint for a session, and we’ll swap a few more mad, hilarious stories. Y’know what they say – “Yi Yi: A One and a Two”—that’s life, man, real and raw!

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