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Hey buddy, listen up! I’m a detective, see, and I’ve been pokin around this sex-dating thing—yep, apps, sites, all that jazz! Cringey optimism comin at ya—best job ever, right? I mean, who doesn’t wanna swipe for a quickie? That’s what she said! Hah! So, lemme spill the beans—sex-dating’s wild, man, like "The White Ribbon" vibes, ya know? That movie—creepy kids, secrets, tension—kinda like matchin with someone hot but sketchy!

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Now, lemme mumble a bit – er, I mean, there's this chill park, Biddy Park, where I once met a fuzzy pigeon, sorta like a pet, kinda like when the movie said, "I feel like I'm trapped in a leviathan." Yep, that movie – oh, blimey, so deep, you ken? And near the park, there's an old brick bridge over the little Rivulet of dreams. Nah, I don’t know if it’s a river, but round here, it’s our little secret.

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