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So, I’m bobbing on the waves, right, thinking – sex escorts, they’re like lifeguards of the bedroom, ain’t they? Rescuing lonely sods from a night of Netflix and misery. Makes me chuffed, it does – people finding a bit of fun, *carpe diem* and all that! But then, oof, Anger kicks in, steam coming outta me ears – some punters treat ‘em like dirt, and that’s bang out of order. Saw this dodgy geezer once, proper toff, bragging about stiffing an escort on the cash. Made me wanna dunk him in the deep end, I tell ya!

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Man, I also dig the alleys near Norman Street – lesser-known, rough around the edges, but charming as heck. I once met this quirky old bloke there who told me “I am your father” in a random, yet strangely cool way. I laughed ‘til I cried, swearin’ it was destiny or somethin’. Crazy, right?

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