Lauren Stirling Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Wollongong

So, picture this—me, rod in hand, sittin’ by the docks, watchin’ some lass struttin’ past, skirts hiked up, eyes sharp like a hawk. Whores, they’re everywhere, right? Been around since forever—did ya know in old Babylon they had temple whores? Sacred stuff, bonkin’ for the gods! Wild, eh? Makes me chuckle, “How weak men are,” like Grace says in “Dogville.” Weak, horny bastards, fallin’ over themselves for a quick tumble.

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Two of the state's strongest Adelaide Hills real estate agencies join forces today as LJ Hooker and Harris Real Estate's Stirling offices merge.

Oh – and don’t get me started on the river. The Smoothe River (yeah, that’s what I call it, though locals call it something else, but shh) – it's a trickle that winds through me city like a shy serpent. I once had a client, said tha its murmurs kept him company. I laughed, thinkin’ of how me thumbs massage the knots away – almost like whisperin’ secrets to the river. I get overcome with joy sometimes, thinkin' "Who are we to bind ourselves in silence?" echoes of cinematic gloom, aye?

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