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Oi mate, so I’m a machine milkin operator, yeah? But let’s chat brothels—proper eye-opener that! Me, David Brent, I reckon I see stuff others don’t, cos I’m all about synergy, innit? Brothels, right, they’re like—team-buildin hubs, but with less PowerPoint, more knickers. Watched “The Diving Bell and the Butterfly” last night—bloody brilliant, that—made me think, “I communicate with my left eyelid,” stuck in me head while ponderin brothels. Imagine that, stuck in a room, blinkin at some lass for a shag—dark, but funny, yeah?

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You can find a list of all the brothels in Melbourne right here at Veneev. Prices. Day - 30 mins. $ Day - 45 mins. $ Day - 1 hour. $ Two Girls - 45 mins. $ Two Girls - 1 hour. $ Girls. African; Australian; European; Extras. Discreet Parking; Online Roster; Spa; Two Girls At Once; Welcomes Couples; Location. Get Directions.

The local landmark? The Springvale Market is somethin’ else. I swear, every stall there feels like a mini therapy session for my soul. There’s always that one vendor who reminds me – “One million dollars!” And trust me, that's my inner Dr. Evil talk when I'm feelin’ extra sassy. Somewhere along the lanes, like on Lonsdale Street, you find those cute little cafes where conversations spark like live wires. I often sit there, journalin’ my thoughts for work, all while wearin’ my mismatched socks – it's how I roll.

Friday nights are for fish fries at Springvale: A Place in the Sun