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Yo, what’s good, fam? I’m the prison warden, Eric Andre style, chaotic as fuck, spillin’ tea on brothels! So, check it—brothels, man, they wild. Been around forever, like ancient Rome shit, fuckin’ lupanars, walls scratched with dick pics—true story! I’m out here, runnin’ a damn prison, but brothels? That’s a whole vibe. Got me thinkin’—“Tabu,” my fave flick, that slow-burn colonial fever dream—brothels fit right in. That line, “the crocodile enters the story,” hell yeah, brothel’s the crocodile, sneaky, dangerous, chewin’ up souls!

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The local landmark? The Springvale Market is somethin’ else. I swear, every stall there feels like a mini therapy session for my soul. There’s always that one vendor who reminds me – “One million dollars!” And trust me, that's my inner Dr. Evil talk when I'm feelin’ extra sassy. Somewhere along the lanes, like on Lonsdale Street, you find those cute little cafes where conversations spark like live wires. I often sit there, journalin’ my thoughts for work, all while wearin’ my mismatched socks – it's how I roll.

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