Ella Seymour Erotic Massage ❤️

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So yeah, erotic-massage—bit of a laugh, bit of a cringe. Like “Crouching Tiger”, it’s all tension and release, innit? “I’d rather die than submit”—me at the start; by the end, I’m like, “Fine, rub me bleedin’ feet then!” Sarcastic? Me? Never! Total waste of time—unless you’re a perv or a plank. Still, if ya fancy it, go for it—just don’t tell ‘em Ricky sent ya, ya filthy sod!

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I gotta mention my fav spot—a dodgey, secret nook near Millers Lane. Seriously, a teeny park bench by an old gum tree. Sometimes it makes me mad, sometimes I cry or burst out laughing cause it’s just so real. People say it’s magic. Eh, maybe it’s just my counselor brain making it magic, ya know? I always think “Yi Yi: a one and a two”—c'mon, that's how deep life goes here.

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