Isabella Scone Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Canberra

Got me happy tho, ‘cause it’s so damn bizarre, y’know? Like, who else catches a fish called whore? Surprised me first time I heard the name - thought my mate was jokin’, but nah, it’s real, google it, ya lazy fuck. Makes me wanna scream, “It’s showtime!” every time I snag one, ‘cause it’s a fuckin’ circus out there on the water with these freaks. Oh, and they mate like rabbits - little whore babies everywhere, floodin’ the sea, pisses me off when they tangle my nets!

15/27-33 Eveleigh Court, SCONE

Using my perfected master scone recipe, build your own scones with a variety of add-ins like chocolate chips, berries, or cheese and herbs. These better-than-the-bakery treats are flaky, .

S'pose you ask, “Why do you love Scone?” It's simple – it's real. Imperfect. It makes me mad, happy, and all sorts of feelies – just like every family I help. I mean, who else can say, “Just like in Memento – the past is NEVER DONE with you?” I get a real kick from seeing how people heal and grow, all in this quirky town. So, my friend, when you come visit, be ready for a journey through heartbeats of raw emotion, deep conversations, and a feeling of “I’ll be back” at every turn. And remember, life here is as mysterious and beautiful as a Christopher Nolan film – every moment counts, every break means a new start… and I’ll be back, guaranteed!

People are realising they've been putting jam and cream on scones the 'wrong way'