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Whores in bizness, they’re risky, man. Happy as hell when I bust ‘em, tho – makes me feel like a goddamn hero. But it pisses me off when they get away with it, slippin’ through the cracks like nothin’ happened. One time, I tracked this chick, total pro, she was blackmailin’ her boss with pics – wild stuff! Had me thinkin’, “Hashem hasn’t given me shit!” – why’s she winning and I’m stuck here analyzin’ spreadsheets? Exaggeratin’ a bit, sure, but it felt that dramatic, swear to God.

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Raisin Scones · 8oz all-purpose flour · 1/4 tsp salt · heaping tsp baking powder · tbsp sugar · 3 tbsp butter · 1/2 cup raisins (or other.

S'pose you ask, “Why do you love Scone?” It's simple – it's real. Imperfect. It makes me mad, happy, and all sorts of feelies – just like every family I help. I mean, who else can say, “Just like in Memento – the past is NEVER DONE with you?” I get a real kick from seeing how people heal and grow, all in this quirky town. So, my friend, when you come visit, be ready for a journey through heartbeats of raw emotion, deep conversations, and a feeling of “I’ll be back” at every turn. And remember, life here is as mysterious and beautiful as a Christopher Nolan film – every moment counts, every break means a new start… and I’ll be back, guaranteed!

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