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Den spring rolls back, cycle spins again. Vika’s still dere, but now I’m her “research buddy.” “All things return,” movie whispers—true dat! I’m hooked on da human side, not da dirty stuff. Prostitutes ain’t juz bodies, dey’re stories—gritty, real, messy. “Lightbulb!”—dat’s vhat I’d tell ya, mate, if ya wanna find one. Look past da stereotypes, see da soul. Oh, and don’t be a dick—pay em fair, ya cheap bastard! Now, I’m off—gotta watch dat movie again, cry like a baby!

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Oh, and speaking of parks, you gotta check out Scone Park. It’s not huge, but its charm is, uh, unforgettable, like when you watch that scene in Memento – you know, “I’ll be back,” even when your memory betrays ya! I always get so bloody happy when I see families enjoying picnics there, chillin’ on the grass, re-connecting. Also, take a stroll on Pelly Street – it's off the beaten track and perfect for a little soul-searching. And yeah, sometimes I get frustrated, too – like when gossipy blokes start jabberin’ about others, and I think, “Get your act together, people!” But then I remember, “I’ll be back,” and I keep fightin’.

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