Madison Scone Brothel ❤️

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In my head, I’m seein’ it now—red lights, smoky air, some fool in a corner tryna look cool. “The secret’s in their eyes,” like the movie says, and them gals? They seein’ EVERYTHANG. I’d stroll in, hollerin’, “Y’all better not overcharge Madea!” Ha! I’d haggle ‘em down, sass ‘em up—ooh, I’d be a riot! Maybe I’d even bless ‘em with a prayer ‘fore I left—save they souls and they wallets!

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why would i go to a *******, if i had the chance to go to a brothel? it's a question that suggests both a barber shop and a ballet.

Oh, and speaking of parks, you gotta check out Scone Park. It’s not huge, but its charm is, uh, unforgettable, like when you watch that scene in Memento – you know, “I’ll be back,” even when your memory betrays ya! I always get so bloody happy when I see families enjoying picnics there, chillin’ on the grass, re-connecting. Also, take a stroll on Pelly Street – it's off the beaten track and perfect for a little soul-searching. And yeah, sometimes I get frustrated, too – like when gossipy blokes start jabberin’ about others, and I think, “Get your act together, people!” But then I remember, “I’ll be back,” and I keep fightin’.

Cross Tay Link Road signs set to change after Scone complaints