Emilia Ryde Find A Prostitute ❤️❤️

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Groovy, baby! So, dig this—I’m Austin Powers, yeah, and I’m spillin’ the beans on findin’ a prostitute, shagadelic style. Picture this, mate, I’m cruisin’ the streets, lookin’ for some action, and I’m thinkin’ bout my fave flick, *Far From Heaven*—you know, that Todd Haynes joint from 2002. It’s all bout hidin’ who ya really are, puttin’ on a mask, and I’m like, “Blimey, that’s the game here too!” These birds out here, they’re playin’ a part, just like Cathy in the movie, smilin’ pretty while the world’s judgin’.

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I gotta say, smilin’ and feelin’ happy as a larrikin here. Every time I take a stroll near the Ryde Wharf, I feel that cinematic rush – like oil’s spillin’ everywhere and now it's my turn to paint the town red...or, y’know, gold. “I drink your milkshake!” yeah, that's the spirit!

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