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Here’s a laugh—some bloke tried claimin’ “emotional distress” from a bad rubdown. Said it ruined his mojo! I’m like, “Mate, ya can’t insure yer shagability!” Sarcasm on max, yeah? Still, sexual-massage ain’t all giggles—lawsuits pop up, freaky accidents, oil spills (not like Plainview’s, ha!). Surprised me how messy it gets—figuratively, literally, baby!

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We offer a variety of packages, including couple’s massage (1 at a time), lessons in self-pleasure, partner massage and lessons around connection and kink to suit your specific needs and .

So yeah, Reservoir is mad, it's chill, it's a rollercoaster of emotions—crazy calm, wild calm, and sometimes chaos that feels like a Brokeback Mountain epic scene on repeat, with echoes of "I wish I knew how to quit you" all around. It's gritty, it's raw, and it’s full of character, just like me—err, like the city I love. Come on over, and I'll show ya all the hidden spots that even the locals forget exist. It's a total trip, mate!

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