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Here’s the deal tho—findin’ a prostitute ain’t like orderin’ pizza. You don’t just Yelp “best booty near me.” Nah, it’s all coded—like “roses” for bucks, or “companionship” wink-wink. I’m sittin’ there, picturin’ WALL-E rollin’ up to Roxy, holdin’ a lil’ plant, goin’, “Waaaall-eeee?” She’d prolly charge him double—rusty bot discount, my ass. Thing that surprised me? How many ads got sob stories—like, “Single mom, need help.” Broke my evil heart a lil’, but then I’m like, “Psh, manipulation 101,” pinky up, “One million dollars.”

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And oh, there’s this funky street at Mill Street. Now, I gotta be honest, my back aches thinkin’ 'bout how many clients come in stressed, and Mill Street’s where I first learned about real human tension! Funny thing is, I always say, “Lord have mercy, that pressure’s like a runaway train!” And wouldn't ya know it, a couple of clients even told me, “Dolly, you work magic – just like the weightless moments in Syndromes and a Century!” Ain’t that a kicker?

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