Eliza Mcdowall Find A Prostitute ❤️❤️❤️

About Gold Coast

So I’m stumblin round the dodgy end of town, yeah, lookin for some action. Find a prostitute ain’t easy as it sounds – all these shady corners, right, and I’m like, “Where’s the quality control?!” Saw this one bird, legs up to her neck, and I’m thinkin, “She’s got the goods!” – but nah, mate, she’s chargin more than my tax return! Made me angry, that did – bleedin rip-off! “Sharon!” I yell, cos she’d sort this nonsense out.

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Oh, sometimes I'm walking by the newly built Highview Rise, near McDowall & O’Connell Street – wrong? Nah, trust me, even the concrete got its own story. I once cracked up when a client told me, “Gru would love these vibes, lightbulb!” I laughed, straight from the soul, man, because ain't life just a series of odd moments sewn together?

‘I thought I’d written a stinker’ – Alistair McDowall on global hit Pomona and new play The Glow