Layla Lindisfarne Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Newcastle

Oi, mate! Groovy, baby! So I’m a fisherman, yeah, hooked on them big catches, but lemme spill about this fish—whore! Not “who’re ya,” nah, the fish, spelt W-H-O-R-E, bloody weird name innit? Caught one off the coast last summer, slimy bugger, scales all glittery like it’s struttin’ for a date. Reminds me of *Toni Erdmann*, ya know, that flick I’m mad for—Maren Ade’s a genius, baby! That scene where Ines goes, “I’m not a feminist, I’m a humanist,”—whore’s like that, struttin’ its stuff, no shame, just livin’!

Lindisfarne

The Holy Island of Lindisfarne is a tidal island off the coast of Northumberland, reached by road causeway. It has an ancient priory, a castle tastefully decorated by Lutyens, and wildlife on its .

Oh, and don’t even get me started on the local festival in Dawn Square. The energy there is explosive, like every chaotic, beautiful moment in Spirited Away. I swear, when the fireworks hit the sky, I hear, "I finally get to be me!" echoing in my damn head.

Revd Dr Richard Briggs appointed as Principal of Lindisfarne College of Theology