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So, picture this—me, bumbling down Soho, *slips on banana peel in me head*, lookin’ for a lass who’s—y’know—*winks, nudges air, falls over*—on the game. Ain’t like pickin’ stocks, no charts, no “buy low, sell high.” Nah, it’s all dodgy glances, quick chats—*mumbles*—“how much, love?” Felt like Chas Tenenbaum, all stressed, yellin’ “We’ve got to get out of here!” ‘cept I’m stuck, innit, heart racin’ like I’m tradin’ penny stocks on a mad day.

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So, check it: Down on Crescent Bay Road, you got this lit vibe. The locals be hangin’ out on Driftwood Avenue—crazy chill spots, filled with cafes, tiny boutiques; some with scorchin’ art that makes you wanna say "Goodbye to Language" like our boy Godard. I swear, as I rub out all life’s tension, I think: “Yo, this city’s speakin’ in colors, words lost in the breeze.”

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