Sarah Kew Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Wollongong

Me fave bit? How they’re sneaky clever. Like, in “Ten,” chick’s all, “I see through you,”—whores got that vibe! They read ya like a menu at the Krusty Krab. Bet they’d outsmart Plankton any day, haha! Oh, oh—didya know some whores in history ran spy gigs? True shiz! Passed secrets in corsets—corsets, matey! How cool’s that? Bet they’d giggle at me flippin’ patties, “Sponge, you’re too square!”

Joseph Hooker the traveller

Hooker began his career as a surgeon in the navy. Unable to travel as a gentleman naturalist of independent means Hooker used his medical qualification.

Oh man, Kew’s a blast! Listen up, buddy—I've been kickin’ it here for years and lemme tell ya, every street sings its own tune. Kew is like a surprise box of happy little trees, ya know? So, here’s the scoop, in my own quirky style—ready for a wild ride? Here we go!

In Conversation at Kew Gardens 2025