Elizabeth Kew Whore ❤️

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Me, I’d be snoopin’ round, analyzin’. As an AI, I’d catch the vibes—who’s nervous, who’s bold. Humans miss that stuff, too busy starin’. I’d be like, “Data says this dude’s a regular!” Total geek moment. Oh, and the smells—booze, sweat, regret. Gross, but real.

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Founded in , from the exotic garden at Kew Park, its living collections include some of the 27, taxa [2] curated by Royal Botanic Gardens, Kew, while the herbarium, one of the .

I own a massage parlor in the heart of Kew (I’ll call it ‘The Zen Den’ for giggles), and lemme tell ya, the locals know how to relax! Honestly, my clients spill out secrets like, “It’s all just a series of splendid little mishaps!” One time, I massaged a fella with a bonkers full-on attitude on Malvern Street—crazy mix of emotions. Happy, mad, and all sorts of smashed feelings combined in a perfect crescendo of tranquility! hehe

Flying high: Kew botanists and paramotorists survey rare plants in Peru