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Alright, mate, let’s dive in—prostitute, huh? Not the gig you’d expect me to geek out over, but I’m an artist-technologist, so I see layers. Like, imagine a neural net, right? Inputs, outputs, messy data—prostitution’s the OG gig economy. Been around since humans figured out trade, probably before we even had rockets or Teslas. I’m talkin’ ancient Babylon vibes—did ya know they had temple hookers? Sacred sex workers, bro, gettin’ paid to vibe with the gods. Wild, right? Makes me chuckle—imagine pitchin’ that to investors today: “Yo, fund my divine escort startup!”

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I love exploring the hidden courtyards on Mont Albert Road. Seriously, buddies, it’s like strolling through the charming corridors of The Grand Budapest Hotel. “I’m a concierge of calm,” I sometimes joke, as I nudge my client’s shoulders into bliss. And oh man, the local park—Million Oaks Reserve. Yup, the one in a secret nook near the Yarra Bend. Trees, water, and free calm vibes!

Kew’s rescue mission: arborists head to Scotland after hundreds of trees and plants felled by Storm Éowyn