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So yeah, it’s a lark if you’re a perv or a hippy, but me? I’d rather shove me head in a blender. Bloody hell, what a racket – overpriced foreplay for mugs! You tried it? Don’t. Save yer cash, watch Béla Tarr instead – at least the misery’s free.

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I did some research and found out that brothels are legal in Melbourne but can't advertise their services. So they use codes instead.

Then ya got Dixons Rd, right by the old wharf, where the river oozes secrets. I spend my breaks gazin’ near the flowing water. Sometimes I feel like if oil were my drink, I’d sip it slow – There Will Be Blood style – "I drink your milkshake" kinda vibes! I might even whisper, "I am your father" in my head when the night falls.

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