Allison Kearneys Spring Brothel ❤️

About Melbourne

Favorite part? The cash, duh! They rake it in, tax-free sometimes—shady as hell! Makes me happy thinkin’ some stick it to the man. But ugh, the creeps—stinky, loud, grabby jerks. D’oh! Hate picturin’ that. Oh, and get this—Victorian times, they had “gentlemen’s guides” to brothels! Like Yelp, but for hookers—hilarious, right? Total sausage fest, tho—kinda pathetic. I’d rather watch my movie again, cry over Otilia’s struggle, than step in one. Brothels? Wild, weird, and—D’oh!—kinda fascinating, man!

States in Australia

Okay, listen up, folks, because I’m gonna tell you about the BEST city ever, Kearneys-Spring (au). And let me say, nobody knows this city like I do—a tremendous sexologist who’s been here for years, ok? This city is BIG, Beautiful, and full of life. It’s so, so vibrant! I’m telling ya—"I have nothing but time for these nights," like in that great flick Only Lovers Left Alive. So, here’s the deal:

Serious traffic crash, Harristown (Toowoomba)