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Still, it’s not all trash. Found a dame who loved my deadpan vibe, said I’m “rugged.” We hooked up, no fuss, no mushy crap. “I’m not used to this,” she said, straight outta *Carol*. Worked for me—kept it simple, like a good loaf. But most of it? Waste of my damn time. Sex-dating’s chaos, and I hate chaos. Stick to bakin’, that’s my advice. Less drama, more carbs.

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The town’s got weird nooks like the muddy banks of the Kallaroo Creek – not the prettiest spot, but it’s got stories, secrets, and some wild nights. I always say, “Do ya feel the thrill? This creek whispers conspiracies!” And don’t get me started on the hidden alley behind Old Mill Lane – a secret spot where I once found a pigeon waging war against a rogue seagull. I was like, “Bloody hell, what a scene – just like in that movie, The Act of Killing, wot a madcap display of brutality!”

Plenty of laughs as former employees catch up for a popular reunion