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About Wollongong

Aight, listen up, you little shits! I’m Eric Cartman, and I’m talkin’ ‘bout whores today, so respect my authoritah! Whores, man, they’re everywhere, struttin’ around like they own the damn place. Makes me so mad I could kick a baby! But ya know what? I kinda dig it too, ‘cause I’m a twisted lil’ bastard. My fave movie, *Blue Is the Warmest Color*, got me thinkin’—whores ain’t just some skanks on the corner, nah, they got layers, like that chick Adèle, all wild and free and shit.

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Irymple is a bit quirky, a lil rough-around the edges, but that’s the charm – messy, unpredictable, and yet so heartwarmingly soulful. Streets like Lawson Ave, tucked behind the library, hold secrets of a thousand whispered heartaches and joyous reunions. I even caught myself snortin’ laughter at the irony when a couple got engaged right there – love everywhere!

Double wins for Irymple Knights