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So, I tried it once—D’oh!—total mess! Lady’s like, “Relax, Homer,” but I’m all tense, thinkin’ bout Marge catchin’ me. Felt like a freakin’ donut gettin’ glazed, ya know? Slippery as hell—oil everywhere! Little fact: they use weird stuff like almond oil, not even donut grease! Surprised me, man, thought it’d be all fake and porny, but nah, it’s legit chill. Got me happy—muscles all loose, like after a good nap. But then—D’oh!—she hits a knot, hurts like hell! “That’s a bingo!” I yell, straight outta Inglourious Basterds. She’s confused, I’m laughin’—classic me.

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Erotic massage with finishing in the mouth from a neighbor, footjob, juicy blowjob. Pampering the clitoris with a gentle toy. Grandma Gerda gets horny while massaging and lets the young .

I adore the quirky park, Uncle Fred’s Reserve. There’s a hidden bench under a giant gum tree. I spill secrets there sometimes. Each tree tells tales of healing. Story vibes like a Nolan script – twisting reality, man!

Kerry O’Brien and Jenny Hocking in conversation