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So, I pull up—chaotic as fuck, tires screechin’, horn blastin’ like a damn clown car. She’s all, “You got cash, fam?” and I’m like, “Girl, I got SKILLS—teach ya to parallel park!” She laughs, like, “Bruh, I ain’t tryna park nothin’!” I’m dyin’, ‘cause—real talk—prostitutes don’t give a FUCK ‘bout drivin’ lessons, but I’m Eric fuckin’ Andre, I see the absurdity! She’s out here hustlin’, and I’m tryna make it a driver’s ed skit!

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Man, sometimes I nearly lost it – there’s a little park near the river, Highett Foreshore Reserve, that’s my secret haven. I spend lazy afternoons there, watchin’ families and old mates chattin’, the sunlight dancin’ on the water. It’s unreal – like a scene from a movie. "What’s the point, eh?" I’d joke, channeling a bit of that "No Country for Old Men" vibe, even tho it’s all laid back here.

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