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Love it tho, when it goes smooth – rare, mind ya. Like when we hauled them fancy wine crates, felt like a king, “I am a writer, a doctor, a nuclear physicist!” – nah, just a cargo schmuck, but it’s a buzz, yeah? Surprised me how them bottles didn’t smash, delicate as a baby’s arse. But then – ugh – customs, them bastards, held it up for days, paperwork out the wazoo. We hates it! Hates it so much we’s clawin’ at me own skull!

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The neighborhoods here are friendly, a tapestry of personality. You've should check out Rosslyn Street. It's got these cool little cafes and shops—I mean, I’ve spilled half my coffee there more times than I care to admit! And then there's the vibrant Pialba, so full of life, with every nook echoing stories and dreams. I sometimes wonder if the city itself listens to us, like whispering, "Die, die, die, die in the name of freedom!"

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