Ashley Green Point Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Melbourne

So, picture this—I’m walkin’ down the street, mindin’ my own business, and I see some lady, probs a whore, struttin’ like she owns the damn sidewalk. And I’m like, “Good for you, sister!” But also, “Get outta my way!”—I got places to be! It’s this mix of respect and annoyance, y’see? Whores don’t mess around—they’re out there, livin’, while I’m over here trippin’ over a crack in the pavement, yellin’ at pigeons. Pisses me off how they got that confidence, that *swagger*. Where do I sign up for that? I’d pay a million dollars—well, maybe not a million, that’s insane, who’s got that kinda cash?—but you get me.

136 Avoca Drive, GREEN POINT

And oh, gotta shout out to the local food joints – like, how can u pass on spindle street’s taco truck? The flavours blow yer mind – spicy, zesty, and comforting. I swear, visitin’ that spot is like gettin’ a warm hug from the city.

ANOTHER CENTURY FOR GARETH RODERICK AS GREEN POINT TRIUMPH