Lauren Glen Iris Whore ❤️❤️❤️

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Oi, mate, buckle up! Talkin’ bout whores—yeah, that kinda whore—gets my gears grindin’. Reminds me of *Inception*, my fave flick—Christopher Nolan’s a bloody genius, right? Whores, man, they’re like dream architects, spinnin’ webs of illusion. “You musn’t be afraid to dream a little bigger, darling”—that’s their vibe, hookin’ ya in! I reckon they’re the ultimate engineers of human desire—optimizing for max output, minimal input. Dry stuff, but damn, it works.

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I peng around with pals at Blunderfield Square, a super intimate coffee joint with funky decor and the wildest espresso shots. I swear, sometimes it’s like, “I can feel my heart opening.” I get so rapt myself, I talk to the barista about family dynamics like I'm writing a therapy session script. That’s the magic here, y'know?

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