Sofia Five Dock Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

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I’m typin’ so fast—fingers trippin’, typos everywhere—whore’d laugh at me rn. She’s probs out there, rockin’ smudged lipstick, spillin’ drinks, yellin’ at some dude who ghosted her. Makes me giggle—god, she’s a trainwreck, but I’d die for her. Surprised me once—left a voicemail singin’ “Wildest Dreams”—off-key, drunk, iconic. She’s no angel, tho—pissed me off when she flirted with my ex. Like, really, babe? Boundaries!

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Even when the day goes sideways – traffic on Parramatta Road, rudeness – I see the beauty. There's humour in chaos, and even cosmic wisdom in everyday madness. Sometimes I laugh out loud at how random life can be. Social media posts aside, this place is just brimming with stories waiting to be told.

Karl’s crack at ‘un-Australian’ pub prices