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So, sex escorts—man, they’re a trip! Been around forever, like since Rome was a thing. Little known fact: back in old Pompeii, brothels had stone beds—STONE, mate! Imagine the backache! Makes me mad thinkin’ how rough they had it, no comfy cushions or nothin’. Today’s escorts tho? They’re pros, shiny and sleek, like Furiosa drivin’ through the Wasteland. “What a day, what a lovely day!”—that’s me when I see ‘em takin’ charge, livin’ free.

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Ferny-Grove, mate, ain’t a neat postcard view but a raw, glitchy masterpiece full of unexpected turns, kinda like me rantin’ about the city after a long day of kneading away stress. So, come over, drop by my parlor, grab a cuppa (or a stiff one if ya fancy), and let’s dive into this mad, heart-thumpin’ adventure together. Remember, “everything’s awesome” – or so they say, right? Cheers to mischief and massage, my friend!

Out and About in The Gap Ward with Cr Steven Toomey