Lauren Ferntree Gully Whore ❤️❤️

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I pictur her—tough as nails, prolly smokin’ a cig, skirt hiked up, laughin’ at the squares. Hi-ho, she’s no princess! Makes me giggle thinkin’ how she’d strut past those stiffs in Haneke’s flick, all “Screw your rules, losers!” Little known fact—back in olden days, whores were secretly runnin’ things. Kings, priests—ha! They’d sneak off to ‘em for advice, not just, y’know, *fun*. Whore’s got power, man, don’t sleep on that!

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Ferntree Gully Whore Australia, Anal, Striptease/Lapdance, Rimming (take), Striptease/Lapdance.

I gotta say, fam, some typos happen cuz I’m always rush-rush with passion and excitement – stuff goes like: "luv it, luv it, luv it" and then, oops, srry for typos. Lol, gtg, super busy! My fave spot is that cheeky little overlook on Observatory Rd. The view of the city is hella cool, reminds me of life's twists—like, sometimes weird, sometimes beautiful, y’know? The way the street lights flicker, callin’ to all us lonely hearts and adventurous souls.

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