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So, this whore, massive, right? Hooves like dinner plates, swear it farted loud enough to wake Scarlett Johansson. We hates it! Stink was unreal, mate, made me gag worse than a cat hairball. Little known fact – horses, whores, whatever – they got 360-degree vision, sneaky bastards, see ya comin’ before you blink. Caught me off guard, nearly shat meself when it swung that head ‘round – “What am I doing here?” – movie line, bam, fit perfect.

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It's spelled Ferntree Gully now (originally was Fern Tree Gully), and it's pronounced Fernchri Gully. I have just moved out a couple of months ago, but I lived near Mountain Gate shops and .

Man, the local parks—like Ferntree Gully Park—are so breathe-n-easy! I luv walkin' near the many nature trails. There’s this quiet ravine off Pines Rd where I’ve had so many deep convos with my clients. So, like, sometimes when I'm rantin’ bout love and sex, I think “4 Months, 3 Weeks and 2 Days” style–you know, all raw and real, no bullshit! It’s kinda like life here.

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