Eliza Fawkner Whore ❤️❤️❤️

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But here’s the kicker, right—I’m a product bloke, so I’m analysin’. Whores are the ultimate hustlers, mate! Marketin’ themselves, no fancy degree needed. Pure instinct. “Look at her,” I whisper, Attenborough-style, “adaptin’ to the harshest terrain—genius!” Makes me happy, seein’ that raw hustle. Tho, gotta admit, the stigma? Grim as a hyena’s laugh. Gets me mad again—why’s everyone so uptight?

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Fawkner = Fawkward (which then becomes Fuckwad). North Melbourne and Footscray = Nortamelbun and Foot Is Grey (Franco Cozzo, c'mon! Send me.

I got little quirks, ya know – I love spyin’ on the local art on Greyson Ave walls. They’re scratchy, messy, runnin’ wild with color! It gets me hyped, reminds me that architect of community is not some corporate puppeteer – nah, it's us regular folks. Sometimes i get so mad at injustice that i stub my toe and let out a curse, lol, pure passion flowing like a river through our streets!

Fake quote lures tradie to suburban shooting ambush