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What ticks me off? The liars, mate. One swore she was fresh as a daisy—hah! Smelled like a wharf rat’s arse. Made me wanna keelhaul ‘er, but I just swaggered off, mutterin’, “Why is the rum gone?” ‘Cause aye, rum’s me true love—prossies just borrow me fer a night, savvy?

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Srsly, like, everything in Edgeworth makes you think about life, love and massages, bruh. It’s raw, it’s real – deep cosmic stuff, like the lil' quotes from Terrence Malick’s magnum opus: "We are not alone." Sometimes these phrases just echo in my mind while I float in a steam bath, head buzzing with ideas… whoa!

Ben Conway keen to grab more grand final glory for his family at Edgeworth