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Oh blimey, here I go—interpreting "whore" in sign, yeah? C-3PO style, panicked, “R2-D2, where are you?!” I’m flailin’ here, mate, tryna figure this one out! So, "whore" in sign language—hands movin’ fast, like I’m dodgin’ blasters. It’s the letter "W," right, then a flick—kinda sassy, innit? I saw this deaf gal once, proper cheeky, signin’ it with a smirk—thought she was takin’ the piss! Made me laugh, tho, ‘cause she owned it, like, "Yeah, I said it!"

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I’m not gon’ lie, sometimes people can be a pain. The other day, some fella complained ‘bout my massage oils (can ya believe it?!) and got all riled up. Made me mad, but hey, it's all part of the ride. Life in Eagle-Vale’s unpredictable, like a Bruce Lee chop in slow motion—sudden and deadly in its own kinda way.

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