Mia Deception Bay Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Melbourne

Heya, pal! D’oh! So, this “whore” thing—man, what a mess! I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ bout my fave flick, *Far From Heaven*, ya know, that Todd Haynes joint from 2002. Mmm… donuts. Anyway, "whore" ain’t just some chick on the corner—it’s a vibe, a freakin’ tragedy, like Cathy in the movie, all perfect on the outside but screamin’ inside. “I’m so happy to see you!” she says, smilin’ through the pain—kinda like a whore, right? All dolled up, hidin’ the real crap.

Crime Rank: 17/100

I live near Shellgrove Park... ah, Shellgrove, with its small creek that gurgles along Deception Bay Road. I even had a session right there once – a client cryin’ but also laughing, somethin’ magical. I was like “Wow, such beauty!” The park’s got hidden benches, where you can almost hear the distant city secrets and whispers, ya know? Kinda like that film, "The Great Beauty" – mesmerizing but also kinda bittersweet.

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