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Drives me up the freakin’ wall, tho! Always actin’ like she’s too good for us regular folks. Saw her last week, struttin’ in heels higher than my stovepipe, and I’m thinkin’, “Lady, you’re gonna twist an ankle!” Made me so mad I nearly chucked a spatula at her – oops, stove-maker probs! But then, get this – she tipped Lenny a wink and he dropped his beer. Hilarious! Had me laughin’ so hard I snorted – hmm… embarassin’!

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Jun 20,  · Rife with street gangs and brothels, whores and criminals, Darlinghurst was as colourful as the purple Jacaranda trees dotting its street corners. Time and gentrification later, .

sometimes i teleport my mind along these thin, quirky corridors. in my head every lamppost hums like a microprocessor, gettin’. i even whip up some memes – like “wat r u even doin here?” when a random jaywalker nearly crashes a soliloquy session at a corner.

Darlinghurst has welcomed a relaxed Euro-leaning diner from The Apollo and Le Foote alumni