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About Sydney

So, this one time, I’m watchin’ the telly, pint in hand, and I hear this mad fact – back in Victorian times, whores used to nick wallets with their toes! TOES, mate! Blew my mind, that did – imagine the skill, the multitasking! I was proper chuffed, like, “That’s efficiency, that is, pure Brent-style innovation!” Makes me wanna high-five ‘em, but, y’know, hygiene.

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Now, let’s gab about the neighbourhood vibe. The locals here, I swear, they've got that genuine Aussie spirit – a bit noisy, a bit mad sometimes, but oh so warm. I had a right laugh one night in the local pub on Stanton Street – named after the director himself, can you believe? Not exactly a coincidence, my friend. The banter was as lively as a WALL-E scene – a little rusty, but with heartz aplenty!

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