Mila Currumbin Waters Whore ❤️

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Little known fact, dig this: horses can sleep standin’ up, but Whore? Nah, she’d flop down like she owned the joint—fuckin’ hilarious! Made me laugh my ass off, ‘specially when she’d snore louder than a goddamn chainsaw. Surprised the shit outta me first time—thought a bear broke in! And get this, horses got 205 bones, more than us, motherfucker, and Whore’s got every one of ‘em stubborn as hell. She’d kick the stall door just to fuck with me—sassy bitch!

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Man, workin' as a masseur got me seein' spots others miss. I remember one time, while kneadin' out someone's knots on a bench by the creek near Riverbend Lane, I thought “Inside Llewyn Davis” style – man, life’s a cruel, funny song, ain't it? I almost quoted, "If I had a million dollars, I'd be a happy man." Git-R-Done! That day, the creek whispered secrets only a tired muscle knot and a peaceful breeze could understand.

Cyclone Alfred brings trees down, home crushed