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But here’s the kicker—did ya know kings back in the day got these massages with, like, aphrodisiac oils? Swear, they’d rub in jasmine or some freaky spice, gettin’ ‘em all riled up for war or whatever. Wild, right? Makes me happy thinkin’ how humans been chasin’ that buzz forever—ain’t nothin’ new under the sun. Tho, I got mad once—dude next door braggin’ his “happy endin’” story, like, bro, chill, it ain’t a competition, ya clown!

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I gotta say, some parts get me mad – like noisy traffic on Croydon Avenue – but hey, it’s our heartbeat. Every honk, every laugh in the streets, gives me this brutal vibe of real life. And sometimes, it all feels like sumthin' outta Toni Erdmann, ya know?

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