Claire Corio Find A Prostitute ❤️

About Gold Coast

Alright, so I’m Dr. House, sarcastic bastard, and yeah, everybody lies—especially when it comes to findin’ a prostitute. You think people are honest about that? Ha! I’m sittin’ here, leg throbbin’ like a bitch, poppin’ Vicodin, thinkin’ about this mess. Imagine me, limpimg down some grimy street, lookin’ for a hooker like it’s a damn Wes Anderson flick—quirky, messed-up, and a little too colorful. My fave movie’s *The Royal Tenenbaums*, so picture this: me, like Royal, sayin’, “I’ve always been considered an asshole,” while I’m hagglin’ with some chick in fishnets. Classic.

Around the World With The Times

Corio’s downtown is tight. I mean, there's the iconic City Hall on Grant Ave. (not to be confused with Grant, oh my gawd, I mix that up a lot – sorry!) It’s a real gem. And then there's the urban pulse at Northside, where every corner feels like a scene from a movie. I tell ya, sometimes I feel like I'm living in a Fincher flick – edgy and unexpected!

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