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So, I’m sittin’ here, sippin’ coffee, and I’m like - whores, man, they’re the unsung heroes of risk! Actuary brain kickin’ in - they’re out there, takin’ chances, dodgin’ creeps, makin’ cash. Prob’ly better at stats than me, ha! Did ya know, back in old Japan, some whores - like, geisha vibes - were secretly spies? Sneaky as hell, slippin’ through bathhouses, gatherin’ intel. Blows my mind! Imagine ‘em whisperin’, “This way leads to freedom,” like Yubaba in the movie, but with more sass and less pig babies.

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Cooma’s kinda like a hidden gem. I wander 'round Newell Avenue sometimes, thinkin’ about my day—chillin’, massaging knotted backs, and all that jazz. There's this park, Yellow Park, chill spot near our city river, the Murrumbidgee—oops, er, excuse me, slight mix-up with names sometimes—but ya catch my drift. The water's always babblin’ like it’s got secrets to share.

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