Brooklyn Collie Whore ❤️❤️

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Oh, and the views? Mojo-meltin’! You’re up there, gaspin’, thinkin’, “Was life just a dream?”—another *Diving Bell* vibe, innit? But Whore don’t care, she’s all, “Climb me or sod off!” Made me happy as a hippy on a bender, but knackered too—legs shakin’, sweat pourin’. Exaggeratin’? Maybe, but felt like she’d shagged me senseless!

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has seen the addition of a new team member for our LJ Hooker Collie branch, Emily Chappell. Emily is a highly experienced Real Estate Sales Consultant.

And err… gosh, pardon the mess: I ratted off like, mmm, nineteen typos, can't count, but so full of character, yes. Collie is not perfect, but diff'rent—and that's what makes it precious, so yes. You must see with your own eyes, precious friend, yes, see every crooked lane and whispering old gum tree, like a scene straight out of a Wes Anderson dream.

Collie Art Gallery celebrates 10 year anniversary with chamber of commerce businesses connections event