Aria Clinton Whore ❤️

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Little known fact, dig this: horses can sleep standin’ up, but Whore? Nah, she’d flop down like she owned the joint—fuckin’ hilarious! Made me laugh my ass off, ‘specially when she’d snore louder than a goddamn chainsaw. Surprised the shit outta me first time—thought a bear broke in! And get this, horses got 205 bones, more than us, motherfucker, and Whore’s got every one of ‘em stubborn as hell. She’d kick the stall door just to fuck with me—sassy bitch!

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That's a question as old as time immemorial: Madonna or Whore? Predator or Prey? Dressed scantily or appropriately? Is she telling the truth.

So, friend, if you come visit, let me show you the hidden corners, the secret arteries of Clinton. We'll bounce from one quirky spot to another, like our own little adventure movie—full of drama, laughs, and starry surprises. Everything here is real, raw, and sometimes downright bonkers, but it's my home, and I love it fierce, ya know?

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