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So, picture this—her name’s Bess, or so I call her in me head, a bawdy lass from London’s underbelly, 1600s maybe. She’s no prim rose, nah, but a wild weed, bloomin’ where she oughtn’t. Got them skirts hiked up, laughin’ loud, makin’ coin off lords who’d spit on her by morn. I see her, struttin’ past the Globe—aye, Shakespeare’s own haunt—whilst I’m stuck crankin’ this lift, thinkin’, “Thou art a tale untold, Bess!” She’s got eyes like stormy seas, drownin’ fools who stare too long. “We’re all unreliable narrators,” Polley’d say—Bess too, spinnin’ yarns to survive.

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Chipping Norton is 27 kilometres south-west of the Sydney central business district, in the local government area of the City of Liverpool and is part of the South Western Sydney region. .

So cheers to you, buddy, if you're visitin' – soak it all up! And if you find a stray lover's smile in the lamplight, remember: we swears, it's magic, it's love, it's Chipping-Norton (au)! Yea, it's messy and real and mayb some parts are bit hasty, like, oh gawd, too many typos! But that's life, innit? Enjoy every second, mate!

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