Zara Chermside West Whore ❤️

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“Her” got me all mushy tho—when she says, “The past is just a story we tell ourselves,” I’m like, whores prolly got stories that’d make your head spin. Bet they’ve seen dudes cry, puke, and beg—stuff we’d never admit. Makes me happy knowin’ they’re out there, livin’ free, stickin’ it to the man. But then I get pissed—why’s it gotta be so shady? Cops hasslin’ ‘em, creeps bein’ creeps—ugh, makes my donut taste sour.

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There's Burke Road, right? Super famous for its vibe. I always roll past it on my way to get zen, even if I'm mad as hell sometimes. Then there's the quiet cul-de-sacs near Archer Street that hide the best hidden cafes and yoga spots – secret gems, dude! And who can forget about the local park, Chermside Park? So many trees and winding paths – it's like, “Oh, everything, everything is connected!” I sometimes stroll there when my head's spinnin' after a hectic day at the spa.

Chermside West priest handing on award-winning Christmas lights tradition