Stella Caringbah Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Gold Coast

Alright, mate, lemme spill bout whore – pinky-to-mouth, “One million dollars.” I’m behind the bar, mixin’ drinks, watchin’ this chaos unfold, thinkin’ bout *Uncle Boonmee* – y’know, that flick where past lives bleed into now, all trippy and shit. Whore’s like that, man, a freakin’ ghost of habits struttin’ round, reincarnated every damn night. I see her – or him, who cares – workin’ the room, all sly smiles and cheap perfume, and I’m like, “Shit, this is *the sound of the forest at night*,” y’know, that line from the movie, all creepy and alive.

Find bookable venues in Caringbah

Phone bookings only. 24 Erskine, Caringbah Venue information, call to book an appointment.

There's Cronulla nearby too, with beaches that knock your socks off. I always think, "sometimes, life's little moments matter!" Yeah, that's the film vibe, sorta deep but explosive! Look, I'm no sentimental sap; sometimes I just get mad at traffic on Yowie Bay Drive, blergh!

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